ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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