So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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