i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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