Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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