I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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