Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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