I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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