im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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