You work out of a Hotel?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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