I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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