I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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