I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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