so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm really busy with my period
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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