You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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