What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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