I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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