No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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