I want to make a zoo with you.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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