hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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