You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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