you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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