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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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