Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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