I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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