is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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