i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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