From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he told me I talked like a deaf person
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
40s are totally the cure
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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