um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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