Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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