Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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