Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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