and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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