TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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