have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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