Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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