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Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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