i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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