Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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