I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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