I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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