im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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