is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
are you so shy because you have an std?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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