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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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