walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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