Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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