can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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