I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't think brook has ever known best
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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