Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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