Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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