Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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