a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
40s are totally the cure
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sext me about skeletons
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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